About josephpatrickrichards

I am a writer, actor, comedian and musician. I also have a podcast.

Frost bites.

I am normally buried this time of year, but this is ridiculous.

I am (snow) Cone Alone.

Buried in snow

Happy holidays to all the fans and everyone constantly supporting this project, especially:

  • Mike J.
  • Bobbie J.
  • Allie J.
  • Adam J.
  • Kira J.
  • Janice C.
  • Kathy G.
  • Justin P.
  • Yana W.
  • Cole W.
  • Cajsa J.
  • Jane M.
  • Paul K.
  • Rachelle S.
  • Emily C.
  • Michael P.

CCW

People see the tattoo and they assume.

They think they know me.

I lost my job eight months ago.

I was working on a street in Reston, Virginia. I was earning a steady check.

Then the construction was finished.

“No construction here,” they say to me.

I am out of luck.

I am more than you think.

I am Cone Alone.

CCW 1

CCW 2

Orange is the new black

I may have fallen asleep during my back-to-school duties.

I never knew a moped could do so much damage to a crossing guard.

Finally getting out on good behavior after five years.

I know my family have moved on.

I know my friends have moved on.

Behind bars

I’ve finished this period, but will I ever truly finish this sentence?

I am Con Alone.