Frost bites.

I am normally buried this time of year, but this is ridiculous.

I am (snow) Cone Alone.

Buried in snow

Happy holidays to all the fans and everyone constantly supporting this project, especially:

  • Mike J.
  • Bobbie J.
  • Allie J.
  • Adam J.
  • Kira J.
  • Janice C.
  • Kathy G.
  • Justin P.
  • Yana W.
  • Cole W.
  • Cajsa J.
  • Jane M.
  • Paul K.
  • Rachelle S.
  • Emily C.
  • Michael P.

CCW

People see the tattoo and they assume.

They think they know me.

I lost my job eight months ago.

I was working on a street in Reston, Virginia. I was earning a steady check.

Then the construction was finished.

“No construction here,” they say to me.

I am out of luck.

I am more than you think.

I am Cone Alone.

CCW 1

CCW 2

Orange is the new black

I may have fallen asleep during my back-to-school duties.

I never knew a moped could do so much damage to a crossing guard.

Finally getting out on good behavior after five years.

I know my family have moved on.

I know my friends have moved on.

Behind bars

I’ve finished this period, but will I ever truly finish this sentence?

I am Con Alone.

 

Life just isn’t fare

Are you going my way?

Nothing else is.

I’ll just ride to the end of the line if that’s ok.

Why not? Why not just ride wherever this line takes me? Why not just cast off everything else?

I’ll be “aboard the Freedom Bus, heading for Good Time City. And I haven’t even paid my fare.”

I am Cone Alone.

Cone getting on bus

Choose Your Cone Adventure: Royal Baby Reveal!

Last week, we asked you to help us figure out just what this Cone Alone was thinking waiting outside for the birth of the “Royal Baby.”

What was Cone Alone thinking?

What was Cone Alone thinking?

After much heated debate on the Internet, we are ready to reveal what Cone Alone was thinking.

We haven't the foggiest!

We haven’t the foggiest!

No one knows. Clearly, Cone Alone can easily stump the best of us. We know Cone Alone is good about hiding true emotions, which is why we do our best to let them speak for themselves, when they are ready.

We are still sometimes guarded.

We are Cone Alone.